What the hell is she talking about now, you might well ask. I have two job interviews this week. That is a good thing, right? Sure, unless they both decide to say yes. Then I have to make a decision. Just now, I am not sure I am capable. (Of course, they COULD say no...)
My second book is due to release very soon. Great! Yes, it is, but I have to make a decision there as well. I need a few more naughty words to get into one category and a few less for another. Yep, believe it or not, publishers count the words in more ways than one.
So there is my professional life. My personal one ain't no better. How's that for grammar folks? (My publisher is cringing.)
My experiences in on-line dating have been eyeopening to say the very least. Both my first and second "friend" ended up being internet predators. Oh! Lucky me! So, ladies check all your files for a man from Nigeria (or possibly Paris, Houston and parts unknown) who is in some sort of export business. email@example.com has many aliases, Peter Cannon, Kelvin Collins, Bradley Jones, Mike Francis to name a few. He's been on Face Book and all the networking/dating sites.
And guys, could you read the profiles before you clink the little button? No smokers means NO SMOKERS and ditto for HUNTERS. I want Bambi in the forest NOT with his ass on the dinner table with his head over the fire place.
Rant over. Work now.